Today I received a free calculator in the mail.
Damn thing arrived busted. Balt reminded me that he is an engineer and that engineers can fix anything. I told him – go ahead.
Balt lied.
Shortly after he began taking it apart, he had to stop because he got a plastic sliver. Balt said his finger hurt. I gave him a band-aid.
This is what became of the calculator... loose parts with no way of getting put back together.
If you would like Balt to fix your broken calculator or anything else, call the number below.
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